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Sorry for not posting for a while. I was gone to Munich to pick up my girlfriend who returned from China and visit my grandparents and an old buddy who now works for KPMG in Munich.
Anyway, this post is about a thread in a forum about some dork who apparently wiped his dad’s hard drive with all his work on it, thinking he was enhancing the drive’s speed with a tool called "Kill Disk". But read for yourself, it is hilarious, though I am not sure if it isn’t a fake.
Click here for the thread. Sorry only in German.

Normally 404 pages suck, because you expect to get a site and it’s just not there. With this 404 page there is no reason to bite into your keyboard anymore, rather to laugh your ass off. Sorry only in German.
Click here: http://www.tueren-shop.com/404.html

A colleague just forwared me this (sorry in German only):

Wenn Pommesbuden so arbeiten würden wie Telekommunikationsunternehmen und deren Abrechnungssysteme…..

1. Die Pommesbuden würden damit werben, jede Pommes einzeln zu berechnen: "Bei uns bezahlen Sie keine Pommes zuviel."
2. Man hätte die Auswahl, ob man jede Pommes einzeln oder immer in Einheiten von 10 Pommes bezahlen möchte. Jede Pommes einzeln kostet natürlich extra.
3. Die Kunden könnten sich 3 Monate mit Pommes und Currywurst den Magen vollschlagen, bis sie das erste Mal bezahlen müßten. Die Hälfte der Currywürste würde nicht berechnet werden. Dafür werden nach drei Monaten alle bis dahin gegessenen Pommes pommesgenau abgerechnet.
4. Wahlweise könnte der Kunde sog. Prepaid-Pommes erwerben. Er bezahlt für 500 Pommes im Voraus zum doppelten Preis und isst diese im Verlauf eines viertel Jahres ab. Wenn er die 500 Pommes nicht komplett aufisst, verfällt der Rest.
5. Zwischen 12 und 14 Uhr sowie zwischen 18 und 22 Uhr kosten die Pommes das Doppelte.

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YES!!! Finally the new season of "Stromberg" starts this Sunday at 22:10 on Pro 7 on German television. In case you missed the first season, Stromberg is about the funniest thing ever on German TV. In case you don’t live in Germany (or Austria or Swizerland), tough luck

I bet you all know this annoying detergent commerical for "Cillit Bang" the apparent miracale weapon against any kind of dirt. Someone picked that up and pushed the envelope a little in making a remix. Check it out, its is hillarious.

Cillit Bang Remix

The elections are soon and of course there is lots of humerous material on the web these days. The all time classic of course is the Bundesdance. But there is more. Here is a list of other fun games:

• Merkeldance
• Kanzlerboxen
• Kanzlergenerator
• Merkel Wars
• …

There are so many I can’t list them all. For more read here.

Last but not least here again the most funny political flash ever: "This land…" 

I think most of you, at least the ones of you who grew up in the late 80s, still remember the game Frogger. You have to get a frog across a busy street without being squished by a car. Now the keyboard combo "The Frog Family" revolutionizes the way you can play that game. Now you can play with style!

Have lots of fun ;-) 

I mean generally recycling is a good thing and to be able to recycle you gotta have a trashcan near by to dump your garbage. Apparently at this Autobahn rest stop someone took the "near by" a little to seriously. Or he was just the lazyest son of a b…ch on this planet Anyway I lost lost count after about 20 trashcans. Don’t be fooled by the crappy quality of that photo (sorry I just had my cell on me) the line of cans continues as far as the eye can see. If you wanna see this recycolmania for real, because you don’t belive me or you just wanna laugh you ass off, you have to drive westbound on the A2 between Hannover and Bielefeld. The name of the rest stop is "Schafstrift". It is on kilometer 263-

I just found a link to this site in a forum: Sloganizer.net - Instant Slogans mit dem Slogan Generator. Simply enter a name or a word into the box and create a slogan. Actually it is more a great laugh, then a serious tool.

«Thanks Sloganizer.»

Sorry I have not blogged for a long time. I promise to keep posting more.
Anyway, a friend sent me this link which is a quite funny commercial for Firefox. Enjoy!

Funnyfox